Marriage Jokes / Husband Jokes / Wife Jokes

;(.Wife : Do you want Dinner.?..Husband : Sure, What areMy Choices.?....
Wife : Yes and No.!

Aaj-Kal Hum Baat Nahi Karte.

Santa was reading aBlank paper.Banta : Ye kya hai.?S : Meri Girlfriend kaLove Letter.B : Magar ye to Khaali hai.!S : Aaj-Kal HumBaat Nahi Karte.

study=fail

Study=dnt faildnt study=failadding above equStudy+dnt study=fail+dnt fail
study(1+dnt)=fail(1+dnt)
study=fail

How rat proposes a cat;)

How will a rat purpose a cat…???..???“Billo Rani Kaho Tou Abhi Jaan De Doon..O Billo Rani..!!;-)
posted in Funny SMS

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
posted in Exam SMS, Funny SMS

Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh

Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh,Uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay-hosh…;):D:D
posted in Funny SMS, Poetry SMS

Can we do romance in the midnight today

Can we do romance in the midnight today?I’m in a good mood:)Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!Reply me soon,yours Loving Mosquito.
posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS

An Aeroplane asks a Rocket

An Aeroplane asks a RocketHow is that you can fly so fast?The Rocket replies you will know the painwhen they put fire at your back!
posted in Funny SMS

Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

We will buy new wedding wring

Girlfriend:It’s 2 tightBoyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly,
Girlfriend:Push it in,Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,
Girlfriend:It’s painful,Boyfriend:Forget it.....We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
posted in Funny SMS, Misleading SMS

Oh shitt.. jal gaya:p

What was GOD’s First Reactionwhen he made a Negro(African)?
Socho…
Dont know..
Oh! shit jal gaya!!
posted in Funny SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

6 things can come at any time

In our life time6 things can come at any time:1.love2.friendship3.money4.death5.illness---6.susu: isliye karke sona .
posted in Funny SMS

When girls wear tight fittings

UNIVERSAL TRUTH :
When girls wear tight fittings,Neither they areComfortable
Nor
Boys are comfortable…. !!

Santa and his wife in office

Santa apni biwi k office gayato usne dekha k uski biwiboss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karnajahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.

Aagar Raat Ko koi…

Agar raat ko koi Aapke kamre me Aaye,Tumhare Badan ko chume,Gaalo ko kiss kare,toh Romantic maat bano,....“MOSPEL” lagao MACHHAR BHAGAO…
posted in Funny SMS, Misleading SMS

Teacher, student and kiss

Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se,1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi…BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package hai..
posted in Funny SMS, Kiss SMS

Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai

Aankhon Me Sharafat,Chaal Me Nazakat,Dil Me Sachai,Cheray Par Safai,
Isi Liye Tou .....Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai“BHAI”
posted in Funny SMS, Misleading SMS