Marriage Jokes / Husband Jokes / Wife Jokes

;(.Wife : Do you want Dinner.?..Husband : Sure, What areMy Choices.?....
Wife : Yes and No.!

Aaj-Kal Hum Baat Nahi Karte.

Santa was reading aBlank paper.Banta : Ye kya hai.?S : Meri Girlfriend kaLove Letter.B : Magar ye to Khaali hai.!S : Aaj-Kal HumBaat Nahi Karte.

study=fail

Study=dnt faildnt study=failadding above equStudy+dnt study=fail+dnt fail
study(1+dnt)=fail(1+dnt)
study=fail

How rat proposes a cat;)

How will a rat purpose a cat…???..???“Billo Rani Kaho Tou Abhi Jaan De Doon..O Billo Rani..!!;-)
posted in Funny SMS

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
posted in Exam SMS, Funny SMS

Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh

Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh,Uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay-hosh…;):D:D
posted in Funny SMS, Poetry SMS

Can we do romance in the midnight today

Can we do romance in the midnight today?I’m in a good mood:)Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!Reply me soon,yours Loving Mosquito.
posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS